* ETA: Special Welcome to new visitors from MSN Smart Spending Blog. Please look around my blog! Thanks for stopping by!My list of Bubble Head memories is long: I took a typing class in high school. I knew, of course, that only big-hair girls who wanted to be secretaries took that class. Now, I wish I had paid more attention to the typing drills.
So here's my list of 10 Bubble Head Career Errors:
1. Typing Class. In the mid-70s, as a honors high school student, (one of the smart girls!) I pictured handing off hand-written, rough drafts to a secretary, who would type all of my memos and corporate reports. Who knew that computers (with email life-lines) would come along and I'd be typing everything myself?
Oh, I'm a decent typist, but I'd like to go back in time and whisper in the ear of my teenage-self: 1) Pay attention to the typing instructor!! 2) Take this class seriously. 3) This is the one of the few high school classes that you will need every day of your adult life.
Bottom line: I'd be richer now, if I paid more attention to typing class.
2.
Take a business class!! Okay, Miss English Major: Could you have taken at least one business management course? Can we please trade a little bit of
Beowulf or
Chaucer for Self-Employment 101?
The Liberal Arts are great, but I'd have more time for the arts today, if I made more time for a business education in college. By the way, I loved
Georgetown University, which has great business, law, foreign service, medical & liberal arts programs.
Yeah! That's a plug for my school. Bottom line: Even my inner poet wishes that I had a better head for business.
3. Internships: I had my first internship shortly after graduating from Georgetown. (CAS '80) Why did I wait? I received a great education, but I should have taken more time to find an internship program during my undergrad years.
Bottom line: Internships provide professional head starts.
4. The big Duh!?! factor: I've wanted to be a writer since I was eight years old. I became a journalist. Why didn't I join the staff of any of my school papers?
Bottom Line: Duh!
5. Graduate School: I've always loved going to school, but I waited until I was almost 50 years old before going to grad school.
Bottom line: Don't get me started on this one. Don't get my mother started. She will give you an earful. My folks have been urging me to go back to grad school since I left college.
6. Wall Street: I became a financial writer. In hindsight, I wished I had spent more time reading the business section of newspapers during my early 20s.
Bottom line: There is always a bottom line, even in poetry.
7. Beauty obsessions: Why did I act like a supermodel? Can I take back all of those hours I spent getting my hair "fried, dried and laid to the side." And what about all of those hours getting manicures, facials, etc? Why did I waste those billable hours?
Bottom Line: What was I thinking? Clearly nothing: I was an air-head in training.
8. Self-help relationship books: OMG! Do you have an hour for me to vent? I had a stack of books with different titles, but the same themes: 1. Please make him love me; 2. How to Find Prince Charming 101; 3) How to Fix Your Broken Heart and finally, my least favorite: 4) How to Break His Heart. OMG!
Those books only made me stupid, because while I was reading about my low-self esteem, I was lowering my IQ. I should have been reading about business plans, self-employment and career goals.
Bottom line: You are what you read.
9.
Computers 101: In the mid 80s, a dear friend introduced me to an
Apple computer and insisted I learn a few basics about computers. Ha! I should have paid more attention. What's more, I should have taken a course after later realizing that computers were becoming essential to the writing profession.
Bottom line: Don't ignore technology.
10.
The geek at my dinner table. In 1991, before the
World Wide Web was such a big deal, a really cool, but somewhat geeky scientist came over to dinner. He raved about how scientists and researchers all over the world all chatted to each other over some kind of electronic highway.
I listened, yawned and continued eating.
Bottom line: Don't be narrow-minded. Listen to geeks and pay attention to dinner guests. And above all: Recognize prophecy when it's served at your own table.
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